Squishable Baby Unicorn slipper Why go through all the

Why go through all the linguistic gyrations to explain that someone isn't the sharpest tool in the shed (What shed

but it's probably better not to speculate

What I do know is that these slippers are really comfy and I think we both know that's all that matters here

It's the perfect way to end this nonsensical imperial vs metric debate forever: pout us all on the donut standard

Squishable Baby Unicorn slipper Why go through all theRECIPE FOR BABY UNICORN 2 cups of rainbow 1 cup of good hair day 1 photograph of corgi puppies during bathtime Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens tablespoon of derp All the chocolate A horn, I guess Combine all ingredients into an adorable round plush. For best results, hug vigorously and often. 15 squishy inches of homestyle hugs! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!